I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
