It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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