She said her name was "party"
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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