If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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