fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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