Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can text with my tongue
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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