Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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