Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
