i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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