yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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