We won't sleep together?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i drank out of a bidet.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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