we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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