i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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