I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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