My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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