I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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