I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Text me some of your sweat
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