somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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