she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
organizing the empties. That sober.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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