I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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