Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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