I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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