I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Never joke about your clitoris.
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