Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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