I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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