yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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