i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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