Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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