Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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