isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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