and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
