i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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