you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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