yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
