The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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