YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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