First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The air taste purple.
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