So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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