Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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