why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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