She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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