gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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