I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Drunk is not a location!
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