Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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