Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I have tasted many bathrooms
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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