Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Randomize
