Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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