That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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