we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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