White coat. Heels.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
