Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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